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With the recently-returned craze for these kitties, here's a list of Hello Kitty's appearances as strange merchandise, originally featured here.

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Hello Kitty Rubik's Cube

As if Hello Kitty is not evil enough and secretly plotting your impending doom each night. Being able to twist and change her shape to something even more sinister will not save your life.

Who the fuck wants to solve a Hello Kitty?

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Hello Kitty Drumstick

Does this look anything like a cat? No. Do we even know what meat that is? No.
It looks like our poor Sanrio was fed into a processing station. Eew.

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Hello Kitty Octopus

This one's kinda cute. It also looks like one of those mini fried hot dogs.

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Hello Kitty Alphabet Stickers

Let's take away her facial features and make her alphabets.

How about no?

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Hello Kitty Alphabet Stickers

Trying harder to make it work. But, still a firm no.

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Milky Hello Kitty

Here's Hello Kitty before she decided what she wanted to do with her life.

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Yellow Pages Hello Kitty

Still deciding her career path. Decided to be a telephone book for awhile.

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Elmo Wearing Hello Kitty

In this twisted collaboration, Elmo skins Hello Kitty and wears her skin like a trophy after all the brutality. Sick!

People pay good money for this whore of a cat. I hope it's worth it!

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